I Feel Violated....!

So I mentioned my new neighbors a few posts back. How they are always staring at us and seemed so overly involved in our lives.

Courtney had the idea that we might actually be entertaining to them. She asked me the other day "Mom, what if we are like their reality TV?" They sit on the ground right out in front of our kitchen window just watching. They have about twenty acres to wander and this is where they choose to spend their time. I hadn't considered this but it made sense especially after breakfast the other morning....We were sitting eating our breakfast, Courtney, Ally, Braden and I when we hear a MOOOOO! that sounds awfully close to the house. We all looked out my laundry room window and were a little bit surprised by our fence jumping neighbor. She didn't have a camera hanging from her neck but I thought she should have the way she was staring in our window and ignoring the rules of polite society.

It was a little bit creepy and kind of made me feel like I was in a fish bowl. I believe Courtney that we are like celebrities to them but what about our privacy? I wouldn't be surprised if she had one of those pen sized spy cameras and was selling our blown up pictures to "Udder Weekly".

But in all seriousness, this stalking as got to STOP. I have children. They have needs. And I don't want to end up like some of those crazy celebrities who have their lives destroyed by the papparazzi.....ever heard of Jon and Kate? Yah, so you get my drift.

She was quick in her get away and I would really appreciate your help in locating the perp. A description and larger picture follows....

She has big brown cow eyes, four legs and only speaks in MOO. Goes by the name Gertie. If you happen to see her please don't try to detain her, I don't think she is armed but she is definitley hoofed and could be dangerous.

Keep an eye out for me will ya? Thanks!